A man walks into work with
two black eyes. His boss
asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting
behind a big woman at
church. When we stood up
to sing hymns, I noticed that
her dress was caught in her
crack, so I pulled it out. She
turned around and punched
me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the
other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I
figured she preferred it in
the crack, so I pushed it
back in."
two black eyes. His boss
asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting
behind a big woman at
church. When we stood up
to sing hymns, I noticed that
her dress was caught in her
crack, so I pulled it out. She
turned around and punched
me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the
other shiner?" the boss asks.
"Well," the man says, "I
figured she preferred it in
the crack, so I pushed it
back in."
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