Posted By Staff Reporter
Johnny walked into class with a
Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny: my house is very small. Me,
and my dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, "johnny
sleeping?" Then i say No and he
slaps my face
and gives me a black eye.
Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks
dead quiet and dont answer.
The following morning, Johnny comes
a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness! Why the
black eye again?
Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny
sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead
my dad and my mum started
moving, u know, at
the same time mum was breathing
kicking her legs up frantically and
a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, "are u
Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, r u
Dad answered, "yes."
They dont usually go anywhere
without me so i
said, "wait for me, I'm also coming!
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