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Iru Mai
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish". "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, ; driving a speedboat, without a care in the world". Puff! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pinna Coladas and the love of my life". Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up", the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch". Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Taxi Driver Josh Mambsu 3pla spakman..indai kirap na kam out lo club na spotim 1pla taxi stop lo side stp...so ogeta kam kalap...draiva tanim na lukm ogeta dead bomb na m les lo ksm ol go..so m trickm ol na revim engin krai go 3mins nmbaut na kilim engin..draiva kirap tok mipla kamap pinis..1st man kirap isi tzl na takes go out..2nd man kirap rausim 1pla 10bucks na givm draiva na tok kip da change..3rd man kirap na luk2 raun go pinis na tanim na punchim draiva lo face strt..draiva shock na askm..y m mekm osm..na 3rd man bekm..'' Yu kan..draiv isi..klostu u kilim mipla ya.."..hehehe Comments are closed.
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