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Tugiau Sinda A woman was having sex during the day with her secret lover,while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son Sandile comes home unexpectedly,se es the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom's wardrobe to watch. A few minutes later her husband comes home. She hides her lover in the wardrobe,not knowing Sandile is in there already." Sandile says,"Its dark in here." The man replies."Yes it is." Sandile:"I have a soccer ball;do you want to buy it?" Man:"No." Sandile:"My dad is outside,i'll call
him if you dont buy it." Man:"Ok,how much?" Sandile:"US$200. " A few weeks later it happened again; Sandile and the lover were in the wardrobe together. Sandile:"Its dark in here." Man:"Yes it is." Sandile:"I have soccer boots,wanna buy?" The man remembering last time asks Sandile,"How much?" Sandile says,"US$400." The man says,"Fine" and pays. A few days later the father tells Sandile,"Grab your ball and boots son,lets go outside and have a game." Sandile says,"I cant, I sold them for US$600." The father says,"That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that....US$600 is way more than what those two things cost,am going to take you to church tomorrow and make you confess your sins." The next day they go to church and the father makes Sandile sit in the confession booth and closes the door. Sandile says,"Its dark in here." The priest replies,"Dont start that shit again boy! THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHERS BEDROOM!!! Comments are closed.
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