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Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes." Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster.. my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins, got on top of me, finished having sex in 5 mins, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?" Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!" At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?" Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?" Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity due to o/s billsl; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!" >> Blunder of the day << CPR Ako Omae PC Ben and Little Johnny were swimming at the beach when they saw a pregnant woman drowning, they quickly pulled her to safety. Ben starts to do CPR when he noticed Little Johnny take the woman's underwear off and put his mouth between the legs. Ben asked: What are you doing? Little Johnny said, “I’m just making sure, no air escapes while you’re doing CPR!”. Comments are closed.
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