Six classes of People in Port Morsby

By  Joseph Kimaru Baiya
Port Moresby is the city that made up of six (6) different classes of people whom made their living today, and they are:

1. Working classes
2. Vendors/Salesmen&Women
3. Thieves/Robbers
4. Prostitution
5.  Beggars
6. Professional con artists

If you can't fit into one (1) of these six (6) categories mentioned, you deserves to be back at your home village because you won't survive.

1: Working classes including both private and public sectors. If you're cleaner, security officer, teacher, accountant, lawyer etc whom being paid after every two (2) weeks of hard labour, you'll definitely survive in Port Moresby city because you will have money to sustain yourself.

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2: Vendors/Salesmen&Women are the ones who have money everyday unlike other groups mentioned. Buai sellers, street vendors, taga box owners etc who does exchanged something for money can still be able to survive in the city.

3: Thieves/Robbers are the unfortunate and unemployed city residents. For the means of survival, they put their bodies on the line thieving or robbing others. If you caught them red handed, you can take them to court, jail, bash them up, or even killed them if you can, otherwise they're doing their job to put food on the table for the family. So don't blame them, instead blame your incompetent government.

4: Prostitution is also another means of survival in the city. Few of whom living in Port Moresby practiced this. Some family can send out their daughters just to bring in rice bag for the family. A husband can allow his wife with other man for a night stand just to make their living, sad indeed.

5: Beggars are the most laziest animals on Earth. They'll be on the streets, roads or at the back of the buildings, everywhere calling "10t, 20t help, help!" It's good for us to assist only disabled ones.

6: Professional con artists sometimes can be seen living luxurious, driving flashy cars, shopped in the most expensive shops, being alcoholic everyday and you might confused that they're big shots. However, they used their brain wisely, hehe!

Above are some ways of making a living in the city of Port Moresby. If you can't fit in well to one (1) of these categories, please leave for your home village because you are useless and can't survive.

If you're not in Port Moresby and planning to have a visit, please ask yourself first if you can successfully fit well into one (1) of the groups mentioned or not, otherwise just stay where you are.