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Andrew Tabel
Wanla liklik mangi ya (6 year old nambat)....ogeda time uncle blem (police marn) save krossim na stickim em ino lo bigla wrong but ol liklik mistake lo haus nambat. One fine afternoon, uncle ya kam bek lo wok, very tired na lusim police uniform with the AK47 fully loaded antap lo couch na passim tawel na go havim shower lo shower room. Time liklik boi ya kam bek lo school em lookim gun blo uncle ya. Next minute em osem uncle kam outside lo shower room. To his surprise, he was at the gun point (gun blem yet), liklik uncle ya pointim AK47 lo head blo uncle blem like 3 steps away na tokim em: Boy: Uncle, dont't take another step but get down on your knees from where you are Uncle: OK uncle...the gun is loaded please put it down Boy: Do you think I care, get the f..k down on your knees Uncle: Yes uncle! Boy: All these time I use to respect you uncle. But you never appreciate it. You always belted me for no good reasons, what knd of uncle are you??. Uncle: Im sorry uncle.... Boy: Shut up! I had enough of you and I think I should eliminate you right away because you are a disgrace to the families and pain in my ass. Uncle: Please son don't pull the trigger the gun is loaded, you will kill me. The boy while crying said sorry uncle its too late too apologise. I made up my mind..he lift the gun up and pinted right at his uncle's fore head. His uncle jump to reach the gun with tears but short fall on the boy's foot. The boy while pointing the gun at him said uncle.....? NAU ASS BLO YU HOP AH? NOKEN BULLY LO MI GEN MI NO WAN SIZE BLO U....yu don wana know what happens next....laf isi.... Comments are closed.
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