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Tamamarama Toi Choi A priest wanted to earn money for the building expansion programme for his church. He had heard there was big money in horse racing so he went out to buy a horse. At the local auction he noticed horses were quite expensive so he bought a donkey instead. The priest figured since he had the donkey he thought he'd enter the donkey in a race, the donkey comes third. The racing form headline the following day '' priests ass shows'' the priest was so pleased he entered the donkey in the next days race and won, the headlines read '' priests ass out in front'' the bishop was so upset to this sort of publicity that he told the priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races the papers headlines read '' bishop scratches priests ass'' this became too much for the bishop and told the priest to give the donkey to the nuns, the next day's headlines read '' nuns have best ass in town'' the bishop fainted as he read the papers and ordered the nuns to sell the donkey. They sold the donkey for ten dollars to a local farmer. The next day headlines read ''nun peddles ass for ten bucks'' they buried the bishop the next day and the paper headline printed as '' too much ass responsible for bishop's death'' Terry Dabowota
Husband and Wife were waiting at the bus-stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after some minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the Wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the Husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the Husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind-man as he taps it on the side-walk, and says to him,'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? The ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind-man replies,'If you would've put a rubber at the end of your stick, we'd be riding the bus! So shut the f**k up!!! Comments are closed.
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