Posted By Staff Reporter
Terry Ragagalo
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, & orange. His clothes were a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs were bare & he wore worn-out shoes. His entire face & body were riddled with pierced jewelry & had big, bright feathers as earring. He sits down in the only vacant seat that was directly across from an old man who glared at him for the next 10 minutes. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious & barks at the oldman, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the oldman replies, "Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot.... I thought maybe you were my son.'' Comments are closed.
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