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Elias Tarue
Mr Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck and says "Guess what darling, I have great news, I'm a month overdue, I think we're going to have a baby boy. The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs Verma receives a phone call from PNG Power, because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs Verma?" asks the PNG Power guy. "Yes.......speaking." "You're a month overdue" says the guy. "How do you know?" stammers the young woman. "Well mam, it's in our files," he replies "What are you saying, it's in your files.....HOW??" "Yes....we have a system of finding out who's a month overdue" says the guy. "GOD!!!!...this is too much" she cries. "Madam, I am sorry, I am following orders, I have to inform you that you are a month overdue." the guy says again. "I know that! Let me speak to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, as mad as a bull, rushes to PNG Power office the very next day. "What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception. "It's nothing serious, all you have to do is pay us." "PAY YOU? And if I refuse?" "Well in that case sir, we'd have no option but to CUT YOURS OFF!" "And what would my wife do then?" demands the husband. "I don't know" she replies. "I guess she'll have to use a CANDLE" Comments are closed.
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