American: "You Asian folks eat the whole bread?"
Asian: (in a bad mood) "Of course."
American: "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia." The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian listens in silence.
The American persists; "do you eat jelly with the bread?"
"Of course," replies the Asian.
American: "We dont. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia."
The Asian (pissed off) then asks, "do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do, the American says with a big smirk.
Asian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
American: "Why, we throw them away of course."
Asian: "We don't. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America!"