One day, old Joe and his son in-law Rex went out to dive. When they reach the diving spot; Rex stood up, stripped naked right in front of his father in-law; grabbed his fishing gun and down he went…But old Joe could not believe what he just saw and he started to cry.
Rex was already diving but couldn’t see his father in-law so he swam back to the canoe and check. Sure enough, there was the old fella crying very regrettably on the boat. Hey pap’s, what’s the matter? Why are you crying like this? Old Joe kept avoiding looking at Rex d#&@ck. He just couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Then he stood up and faces Rex straight on the face and said; I will refund your bride price payment for Maria and you f#&@cking leave my daughter alone. You hear me?! That’s why Iam f#@&cking crying.. because Iam worried about my little Maria. How the heck are you scr#@&wing her with that huge long d#&@ck which is the size of that old Japanese bazooka lying on the beach...? Now, get the f#&@ck out of ma site before I spear you with this fishing gun! Rex swam like a flying fish to the shore and escape… Johnny walked into class with a
black eye. Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad asks, "johnny are you sleeping?" Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye. Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer. The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again? Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, "are u coming?" Mum said, "yes, i'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answered, "yes." They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me, I'm also coming! |
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