Raymond Kiki
A farmer brought a Rooster home. As soon as the rooster entered the farm, he started screwing all the 200 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, Rooster screws all the 200 hens again. The farmer is becoming uncomfortable and worried now. The next day, he sees that the Rooster doing it to the ducks, geese & a goat. Finally, the farmer sees the Rooster lying on the ground, weak and pale half-dead & vultures circling over it's head. The Farmer rebukes him and says "You deserved it, you horny desperate idiot.!! The Rooster opens one eye, and pointing towards the sky, says "Sssshh! Speak softly! I'm just waiting for them to land!" Josh Mambsu
Memo To: All Employees From Effective January 2013. 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.. Andrew Tabel
Wanla liklik mangi ya (6 year old nambat)....ogeda time uncle blem (police marn) save krossim na stickim em ino lo bigla wrong but ol liklik mistake lo haus nambat. One fine afternoon, uncle ya kam bek lo wok, very tired na lusim police uniform with the AK47 fully loaded antap lo couch na passim tawel na go havim shower lo shower room. Time liklik boi ya kam bek lo school em lookim gun blo uncle ya. Next minute em osem uncle kam outside lo shower room. To his surprise, he was at the gun point (gun blem yet), liklik uncle ya pointim AK47 lo head blo uncle blem like 3 steps away na tokim em: Boy: Uncle, dont't take another step but get down on your knees from where you are Uncle: OK uncle...the gun is loaded please put it down Boy: Do you think I care, get the f..k down on your knees Uncle: Yes uncle! Boy: All these time I use to respect you uncle. But you never appreciate it. You always belted me for no good reasons, what knd of uncle are you??. Uncle: Im sorry uncle.... Boy: Shut up! I had enough of you and I think I should eliminate you right away because you are a disgrace to the families and pain in my ass. Uncle: Please son don't pull the trigger the gun is loaded, you will kill me. The boy while crying said sorry uncle its too late too apologise. I made up my mind..he lift the gun up and pinted right at his uncle's fore head. His uncle jump to reach the gun with tears but short fall on the boy's foot. The boy while pointing the gun at him said uncle.....? NAU ASS BLO YU HOP AH? NOKEN BULLY LO MI GEN MI NO WAN SIZE BLO U....yu don wana know what happens next....laf isi.... Andrew Tabel
Johnny went to school one morning. On his way to school he saw a male dog ontop of a female dog (mating). He was so amazed (yu save part blo exploration nambat) that he spent almost 5 mins or so to observe the process that were taking place between the two dogs. Later in the class he was so eager to discuss this with his class mates but couldn't find a right time until talking drills lessions resumed. The teacher asked the students to make up their stories during the talking drills lession and share it with the class. Without delay, Johnny raised his hands (both). Teacher noticing Johnny new he must have something special so he allow him to share his story. Teacher: OK Johonny. What is it that you got there, share it Johnny: Teacher, I made an etraordinary observation this morning and trust me if I share it with the class the bunch of you will enjoy it. Teacher: Thats good please tell us Johnny: Its about animals but not just animals, they are immitating human actions like what mum and dad normally does during wkends. Teacher: Ok just tell us what you got and stp prolong your introduction. Johnny: OK....Teacher what I saw this morning on my way to school was a male dog. It was climbing at the back of the female dog and strated to........ Teacher: Stop it!!!!!Hold it right there Johnny... I think I see where you are going. Johnny: Know you didn't see, you werent't there. Teacher: Know I mean I see the point of the story Johnny: No!! you could not see the point too.....I swear I was so close and the point is already inside....... eh eh!! lap isi!! top week to you all..... Patrick Seleng
Wanpla man go hausik na dokta operatim ai blo em, bipo long em discharge dockta tok bai yumi testim ai blo u sapos em kamap gut gen. Na sas blo operesin em K1000. Bikman harim sas i atap tumas na tingting planti long hau bai em baim. Ok, taim blo discharge nau, dokta kisim em go long checkim ai blo em, dokta rausim banis na wave long ai blo man ya na tok: yu ken lukim han blo mi or nogat...bikman tok, sori dokta...mi hard long lukim ya... ok, dokta kisim pepa na wavim...em tu man ya tok...mi no inap lukim wanpla samting...Dokta belhat nau singautim wanpla yanpla nes meri kam...em tokim meri nes long rausim olgeta kolos...nau dokta tok...ok papa..yu ken lukim meri nes or nogat....paps man bekim na tok: sori, dokta em tu mi hard stret long lukim... DOKTA SARAPIM EM...YU BULSIT!!! DIWAI BLO U SANAP NA HAU YU GIAMAN STAP |
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