Father: son can you please go buy me a soft drink...
son: coke or pepsi? Father: coke son: diet or regular? Father: regular son: bottle or can? Father: bottle son: 500ml or 1liter Father: damit! Just buy me water!! son: natural or mineral? Father: mineral son: hot or cold? Father: im gonna strike you with a broom you idiot son: hard broom or soft broom? Father: stop this you little animal son: cow or pig? Father: get the hell out of hear you bastard! son: now or later? Father: now!!! son: so you gonna throw me out or not? Father: im gonna kill you!! son: with a gun or a knife?? Father: im gonna shoot you little bastard!! son: in the head or stomache? Father: you pest! son: cockroach or rat? Father: fuck you!!!!!!!! son: with a condom or live? Father: (faints) son: are you dead or sleeping? On April fools day, a woman wanted to know how
Frooks, the hubby would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So, she decided to write him a letter saying how she is tired of him and didn't want him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table near the bed and she hides under the bed. Moments later, Frooks the hubby returns from work. Frooks walks into the bedroom and sees the letter. After he had read it, the wife notices that Frooks sits down and he wrote something on the paper. He then stood up and began to sing and dance around the room whilst changing his clothes. Later, he picked up his phone, dialed someone then said, "Hey babe, Im just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she has left.haha..I was wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier, See you soon baby!". Frooks walked out of the room and left. Meanwhile, the missus under the bed was in tears after hearing this and she felt upset. She got up from underneath the bed and, decided to go and read what Frooks had written on the letter. When she read it, it said, "Lonlon meri, yu ino hait gut ehh!! mi lukim lek blo yu aninit lo bed..Mi go nau lo baim OX & Palm lo tucker box na mi ba kam bek.Please noken kisim lo bun na stopim displa kain ol games blo yu. Nau tasol yu go na boilim rice, mi hungere yah!" haha |
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