YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN WHEN
* You can have cordial 4 breakfast.
* You have buai and smoke for Lunch.
* You still live with your parents even though you're 30
* U bring your boyfriend/girlfriend to the house and everyone's concluded that you are married!
* You wear board shorts to cruz in town even though u r not going 4 a swim
* You share one cigarette with five other people
* Your Mother gives your father Black eyes
* You have about 3 families living in one house
* You can have cordial 4 breakfast.
* You have buai and smoke for Lunch.
* You still live with your parents even though you're 30
* U bring your boyfriend/girlfriend to the house and everyone's concluded that you are married!
* You wear board shorts to cruz in town even though u r not going 4 a swim
* You share one cigarette with five other people
* Your Mother gives your father Black eyes
* You have about 3 families living in one house
* Still keep drinking even though you can barely talk and walk
* At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a plastic container
* You run into a mountain of Slippers blocking the front door.
* Your staple diet is rice and tin fish or Ox & palm.
* You have a huge gap between your first two toes, (excessive thongwear...)
* Swimming pool is filled with people wearing t-shirts, (Females)
* You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.
* You wear different coloured thongs.
* You wake up and go straight to work or classes
* At crossings, your supposed 2 wait 4 the car to stop b4 crossing, not the other way around.
* Your first and last names are the same. ( John John )
* You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at every family gathering
* You call a friend - (squad),
* Every time you greet someone he says "YOU"?
* You wear lipstick on your cheeks
* You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.
* You can speak with your face - eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask, Where you going?"
* Your Grandmother thinks Vicks Vapour-Rub is the miracle cure for everything (including broken bones...)
* You're getting a hiding and your parents yell at you as to,"Why you are crying for?" ("you karai lo wanem ah ......")
* You've been shamed and belted up by your Mother in front of schoolmates at the Supermarket.
* You're a Tycoon on your payday by shouting everyone and scab money off people till the next fortnight.
* You invite people over for dinner and your family all of a sudden says the grace.
* You've had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND girls) and thought you looked cool.
* You're at your Aunties and see your 6 year old cousin doing household chores.
* Your Aunty visits and she's talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food...
* You think PMV Bus door can hold nearly 10 people
* You use biro ink for tatoos
* You go to your village rich and come back poor.
* If you cannot recall peoples names you call them ‘raitmen’ or ‘raitmeri’
* You have lap laps for curtains in your house.
* You empty your pay packet on Friday & over the weekend, by Monday you go looking for Dinau Moni
v Taxi’s drivers in Pom don’t necessarily need to know how to drive!
v We laugh at people who get injured.
v We go to Olympic games for personal bests and not to win medals.
v Everyone calls you “leader” when you buy beer for them all. Some even go to the extent of calling you tambu! LOL
v When we hear gun shots, we run towards the shots to inspect rather than run away or duck for cover.
v You will be best friends with the buai seller but when the city rangers come and kick his stall you will be the first to collect the loose buai for yourself. Chance ya!
PNG EM BEST YAH………….Ha ha ha ha a a a a …..
Now, stop laughing and share it over to other proud Papua New Guineans. Pes Wilson
* At any major function, instead of a plate, your food comes in a plastic container
* You run into a mountain of Slippers blocking the front door.
* Your staple diet is rice and tin fish or Ox & palm.
* You have a huge gap between your first two toes, (excessive thongwear...)
* Swimming pool is filled with people wearing t-shirts, (Females)
* You can sprint barefoot on sharp stones and rocks.
* You wear different coloured thongs.
* You wake up and go straight to work or classes
* At crossings, your supposed 2 wait 4 the car to stop b4 crossing, not the other way around.
* Your first and last names are the same. ( John John )
* You have a perpetually drunk Uncle who starts fights at every family gathering
* You call a friend - (squad),
* Every time you greet someone he says "YOU"?
* You wear lipstick on your cheeks
* You have sat in a 4-seater car with up to 8 other people.
* You can speak with your face - eg. Twitch like a rabbit to ask, Where you going?"
* Your Grandmother thinks Vicks Vapour-Rub is the miracle cure for everything (including broken bones...)
* You're getting a hiding and your parents yell at you as to,"Why you are crying for?" ("you karai lo wanem ah ......")
* You've been shamed and belted up by your Mother in front of schoolmates at the Supermarket.
* You're a Tycoon on your payday by shouting everyone and scab money off people till the next fortnight.
* You invite people over for dinner and your family all of a sudden says the grace.
* You've had an afro at some stage in your life (boys AND girls) and thought you looked cool.
* You're at your Aunties and see your 6 year old cousin doing household chores.
* Your Aunty visits and she's talking to you at the same time as looking in your pots for food...
* You think PMV Bus door can hold nearly 10 people
* You use biro ink for tatoos
* You go to your village rich and come back poor.
* If you cannot recall peoples names you call them ‘raitmen’ or ‘raitmeri’
* You have lap laps for curtains in your house.
* You empty your pay packet on Friday & over the weekend, by Monday you go looking for Dinau Moni
v Taxi’s drivers in Pom don’t necessarily need to know how to drive!
v We laugh at people who get injured.
v We go to Olympic games for personal bests and not to win medals.
v Everyone calls you “leader” when you buy beer for them all. Some even go to the extent of calling you tambu! LOL
v When we hear gun shots, we run towards the shots to inspect rather than run away or duck for cover.
v You will be best friends with the buai seller but when the city rangers come and kick his stall you will be the first to collect the loose buai for yourself. Chance ya!
PNG EM BEST YAH………….Ha ha ha ha a a a a …..
Now, stop laughing and share it over to other proud Papua New Guineans. Pes Wilson
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